Trousers!
trow-sers noun (used with a plural verb) also called pants. These often hard to find creatures have been a staple of everyday attire in the last 200 years. When you do find a good pair, most importantly, ones that fit around the waist and not atop the crown, they must be locked in a box as to prevent escape. Failing this, you will lose them and go out to GAP to buy more.
