Marshall

Stupid by design…

I went out for a drive with my dad today to Canadian Tire and Indigo for a look around. Turning in to Indigo from High Tech Rd. it was such a bastard to see traffic coming or going. The lack of a stop light for that turn in is criminal negligence on the town’s part. Why spend the money just south of Oak Ridges for a set of stop lights with NO intersection on a 4 lane road when you have places you need them? Town of Richmond Hill planning council, you are all stupid by design.

On the road back home I noticed a new Infiniti FX SUV (It is not a crossover. Unless crossover means it does neither the sport, or untility part well.) in my rear view mirror. Just under the lip of the hood, which was like the overhanging head of a hammerhead shark, there was a little black square…

forward camera, for those who can't even park nose-in...

Its a camera, looking forward for you. The giant turdpile of metal on wheels that Infiniti is selling to the fickleminded Richmond Hillite now helps you park nosing in. I can only see two reasons for this feature. You can’t fucking park and by birth you have a mental defect: you probably shouldn’t be driving. The other reason being that the car is so over styled that it throws function out the window of the 112th floor with an anchor strapped underside and a rocket on top propelling it southwards into the earth’s core: a singularity is formed and time as we know it, ends. Infiniti, go fuck yourself.

Stupid by design.